Everything I Needed To Know About Life I Learned From "The Princess Bride"

-"Get used to disappointment."
-"Life is pain. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
-"You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles."
-"Lies do not become us."
-If you are only waiting around to kill me, that does put a damper on our relationship.
-"People in masks cannot be trusted. "
-"If you haven't got your health, then you haven't got anything."
-"We'll never succeed. We may as well die here. "
-"True love is the greatest thing in the world -- except for a nice MLT: mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe..."
-"There's not a lot of money in revenge. "
-"There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead."
-"The chocolate coating makes it go down easier."
-"Murdered by pirates is good... "
-"Not one couple in a century has that chance [to be truly happy], no matter what the story books say."
-"Never get involved in a land war in Asia."